You Can Get A Dog Collar That Will Cuss When Your Dog Barks

We all wonder what our dogs would sound like if they could talk, well now they can...kind of...

Every day, when I get home from work, I am greeted by my little chihuahua, Lisa, at the door. She's always barking at me, not because she is excited to see me, but because she knows that she is about to go outside and then get a treat. I always say "hold on", "okay, I hear you," or "don't you yell at me". It's a daily routine. Every time she does that, I always fell like she is cussing me out, telling me to hurry up and give her a treat.

Now there's a new dog collar that lets dogs release that pent-up rage in a way that we will easily understand...in the form of cussing.

Yes, there is a dog collar on the market right now  from a company called MSCHF that plays cuss words every time your dog barks. It's called the Cuss Collar. Now, I can hear exactly what Lisa is trying to convey to me every day when I get home. Does it really convey what dogs are actually thinking? Maybe. Maybe not. Either way, it's pretty dang funny!

Here's how it works: When your dog barks, the device on the collar will randomly pick a pre-recorded curse word to play.  It should be noted that this is not a shock or training collar in any way whatsoever. The only function this collar serves is cursing whenever your dog barks. I was talking with my co-worker today about this, and we thought it would be even funnier if they allowed you to pre-record your own personalized messages. But, we can save that for Cuss Collar 2.0.

It's a pretty good gift idea for dog lovers, someone who's looking to understand exactly what their dog might be saying to them, or people who just have a good sense of humor.

If you're interested in the Cuss Collar, they cost $60. However, they are temporarily sold out right now. In the meantime, enjoy this video for the Cuss Collar to see it in action.

....I should probably mention that this video is NSFW...view at your discretion.