October 23rd is a holiday that you might want to participate in, but you'll almost certainly get fired and might even get arrested.

It's National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day. Not sure who came up with it, but one could assume it was created by someone who had a coworker that would never shut up, gossip, continually be lazy, or suck up way too much to the boss. This caused them to ask the famous question "Hey Janice, what did the five fingers say to the face?"

Now, just because it is National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day, it doesn't mean that you should actually do it...no matter how tempting it may be. I'm pretty sure that's called assault, and I don't think "But it was National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day" will hold up in the court of law.

If you do get the urge to slap your annoying coworker today, just do what you always do. Grin and think happy thoughts. You could also live vicariously through these people who slapped their annoying coworkers.