Man Tries To Set Evansville Business On Fire, Called 911 On Himself, And Tried To Put It Out

You can't make stories like this up...especially in Evansville!

According to the Evansville Police Department, a man was arrested on Saturday, accused of breaking into Mountain Valley Water Company and attempting to set it on fire. However, the man apparently had a change of heart in the middle of attempting to burn the business, so he decided to use a 10 gallon bottle of Mountain Valley Water to extinguish the fire and then called 911. I mean it's a good thing he was at a business where they sold water, right?