Ladies and Gentlemen, It's almost that time in February. In less than a week it will be Valentine's Day. As a kid, it was great! We shared cards with classmates, making sure you got the right one for your crush. As an adult, what the crap?!? The pressure is horrible! Get this, get that, and oh its on a Friday this year! It can be a full weekend!

*Disclaimer- I also hated Valentine's Day when I was married. It's been a deep-seeded dislike for a while now.*

This year, might I recommend a cheaper date for your day? Single and married people can both be happy. Well, a spouse may not find it as appealing, but that's a risk you are willing to take if you listen to me. My choice will only cost you some cheese. Yep! That's right, cheese. The cheese you would get on your sammiches or even shredded cheese.

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Yes, That is Bruce Wayne. He is ready to join you for a festive Valentine's Day!

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Let his puggy ways seduce you in to bed. Do you like to eat crackers in bed? Well, you are in luck! He's like Barbara Mandrell's, he'll even help you with those pesky crumbs too.

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Not a fan of crackers? Don't you worry, he'll help you cook, and he's great at being an official taste tester. But please do take the beater out of the mixer. Safety First!

Don't let that sweet face fool you. He is serious about his cheese. I know better than to run out of cheese. In my house, he has the shredded and the sliced cheese, and I might get approved to used the sliced. Might.

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Dogs like Bruce Wayne are by far the best dates on Valentine's Day. You can always borrow BW if you have enough cheese. Or you can get a cheese hound of your own! Lots of local rescues have foster opportunities so you can have a doggie date for the big weekend! They do give the best smoochies!

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