This has to be the Weirdest Pumpkin Spice Product Ever!
Pumpkin spice season is upon us and out of all the various pumpkin spice products, this one takes the cake as the weirdest of them all.
We are entering the notorious "Pumpkin Spice Season" and everyone is excited to soak in all things pumpkin spice. Soon, you will be seeing all kinds of pumpkin spice products on the market. Of course, you'll have the notorious Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte, pumpkin spice donuts, and other desserts, but there are always a few products that are announced each year that are quite questionable.
In years past, we have seen some pretty odd and unnecessary pumpkin spice products in stores. Just last year, a company created Pumpkin Spice Deodorant. In 2019, SPAM released a pumpkin spice flavor. Why? I have even seen pumpkin spice gum, while it wasn't as odd as the previous products mentioned, it still wasn't a flavor of gum that was necessary. Heck, during the pandemic, there were pumpkin spice-scented masks that you could buy. A couple of years ago, we were even introduced to a pumpkin spice pairing that I don't think anyone saw coming, Pumpkin Spice Ramen Noodles.
Now, here in 2023, there is a new pumpkin spice product on the market that is so weird, you'd think it was a joke...
You Can Buy a Pumpkin Spice WHAT?!
If you ever needed a sign that this pumpkin spice craze is getting out of hand, this is it. Last week, the company Dude Wipes (yes, the butt wipes company) posted this tease:
If it weren't August, I'd think that this was some kind of April Fools Day joke. However, what they were teasing is an actual product. Pumpkin spice BUTT WIPES. Dude Wipes is calling them "DUMPkin Spice" wipes.
This is real life, folks.
While they are teasing that these new wipes will drop on September 5th, you can actually buy them now on Amazon.
I'm not sure who asked for this, but it's really happening. If you're a big fan of pumpkin spice, well now your booty can smell just like it...but I don't know who's going to be walking up to someone, sniffing their butt, and say "Man, your butt smells delicious!"
In any event, if you want them, here's the link to buy them.