That Santa Claus, he's one heck of a popular guy.  I don't believe, however, that if you did some of the things that Santa is known for, that you'd be received with quite so much anticipation.

In addition to these things, think about this:

  • He requires that his staff be 'little people'
  • He's constantly eating cookies that he finds just laying out in strangers' houses
  • He wears a full red all the time
  • His laugh is a bit suspicious...just try going all day laughing 'HO, HO ,HO' instead of 'HAHAHA'