STICKY SITUATION! Illinois Man Arrested After Smearing Feces On Cars
How do you even think of something this disgusting?! This Illinois man definitely left a mark in this one neighborhood after doing the unthinkable.
This was totally newsworthy. I had to tell you guys about this because if I had to deal with this crap, I'd lose my freakin' mind.
Yes, you read that correctly.
After striking 6 different times in the Bridgeport neighborhood, neighbors want answers to who was doing this dirty deed.
In the early morning hours, a suspicious man is seen walking through this Bridgeport neighborhood with a duffle bag. He walks to multiple cars and starts covering door handles with feces - unclear if it came from a human or animal.
This unlucky resident got hit TWICE! She even captured the man on surveillance spreading the feces on the driver and passenger doors of her own vehicle!
Another neighbor posted to Facebook of the damage to his car and the entire neighborhood started coming forward with more photos of the vandalism. Luckily, he said his car didn't smell. Phew!
Who is the stinky suspect? His name is Ke Hu. He seemed to have too much "free time" on his hands from the looks of it.
He was eventually caught brown-handed and arrested. He used gloves and paper towels so he didn't get as dirty when he finished. Hu may have been also targeting expensive vehicles like Mercedes, Lexus, and BMW.
So, if you drive any of those car brands you better be on poo patrol! If you ask me, Ke Hu sounds like a party pooper. On a scale 1-10, I rate Ke Hu's crime a number two.