![Party With A Boyfriend Floaty This Summer](https://townsquare.media/site/71/files/2019/06/A15rD0ulfFL._SL1500_.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Party With A Boyfriend Floaty This Summer
I spent many Summer's just floating around the pool alone. If only I had been able to find some big, plastic arms to wrap around me. I bet he's a good listener too. ;-)
Imagine the long, deep, romantic conversations while soaking up the suns rays. Although he is a man of few words, who tends to deflate under his own apparent shyness and is a bit clingy, he's always there when you need him. As long as you have a pump or lung power to blow him up. Seems like he might be a little high maintenance. But at only $19, you can afford more beer! #cheapdate
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So move over arm floaties and pool noodles, there is a new swim buddy in the pool!
Order yours here, or order one for a lonely friend.
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