Party With A Boyfriend Floaty This Summer

I spent many Summer's just floating around the pool alone. If only I had been able to find some big, plastic arms to wrap around me. I bet he's a good listener too. ;-)

Imagine the long, deep, romantic conversations while soaking up the suns rays. Although he is a man of few words, who tends to deflate under his own apparent shyness and is a bit clingy, he's always there when you need him. As long as you have a pump or lung power to blow him up. Seems like he might be a little high maintenance. But at only $19, you can afford more beer! #cheapdate

So move over arm floaties and pool noodles, there is a new swim buddy in the pool!

Order yours here, or order one for a lonely friend.