It's GREAT having a man in your life, but so is your smartphone. Men come and go, but a smartphone is always there for you! ;-)

 

Here are The Stir's 10 Reasons Why a Smartphone is Better Than a Man:

  1. Smartphones never have to ask for directions, they give the directions.
  2. They're always up for Scrabble.
  3. They remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
  4. They know just how you like it to vibrate, and when and where and for how long.
  5. If they break, it's totally acceptable to trade one in for a newer version.
  6. They don't mind when your mother calls.
  7. Smartphones really like it when you check in, and sometimes will give you a badge for it.
  8. You can talk to them all you want, and they'll never, ever talk back.
  9. They are great at planning.
  10. You can throw them in a lake, river, ocean when you're frustrated and you won't be questioned by the police.