Man Vs Smartphone
It’s GREAT having a man in your life, but so is your smartphone. Men come and go, but a smartphone is always there for you!
Here are The Stir’s 10 Reasons Why a Smartphone is Better Than a Man:
- Smartphones never have to ask for directions, they give the directions.
- They’re always up for Scrabble.
- They remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
- They know just how you like it to vibrate, and when and where and for how long.
- If they break, it’s totally acceptable to trade one in for a newer version.
- They don’t mind when your mother calls.
- Smartphones really like it when you check in, and sometimes will give you a badge for it.
- You can talk to them all you want, and they’ll never, ever talk back.
- They are great at planning.
- You can throw them in a lake, river, ocean when you’re frustrated and you won’t be questioned by the police.