Cards Against Humanity Hiring Writers For $40/Hour

Do you ever play Cards Against Humanity and think that you could come up with some pretty good cards? If so, now is your chance.  According to our media partners, Eyewitness News, the creators of the card game are looking for people to be a part of their team to write funny statements for future cards. If you land the job, Cards Against Humanity will give you the opportunity to  "make $40/hr writing poop jokes as needed."

Just thinking off the top of my head, I know for a fact that my friend DJ would be a great hire. Every time we play, he always is the guy to beat. If you have ever played, you know that there are some cards that make you say "what does that even mean?" Then you have to Google it just so you now if you should play that card or not. When we play, we just ask DJ, somehow he knows what every raunchy, offensive, or random card means. So you better get your resume ready, DJ! This job has your name all over it!

Cards Against Humanity says that they "strongly encourage applicants from historically marginalized communities to apply, particularly people of color, immigrants, and members of the LGBTQ+ community. Also looking for hot single dads." However, if you're just a funny and creative person, I am sure you could apply as well.

You might be wondering how one will go about applying for the position.  Well, the company says that To apply, you need to send ideas for 15 white cards and five black cards. Submissions are due Aug. 31.If you want to apply, you can click here to submit your ideas.