What Would Baby Boy Brian Do For Five Dollars?

Leslie Morgan posted a blog about a service where someone will pose as your boyfriend/girlfriend on facebook for $5. That got me thinking... What would I do for $5?

I put together a list of thing I would do for $5 and no it's not buy a gallon of gas  (well, not yet anyways).

• Sit next to you at a bar

• Talk to you in Lowe's for 10 minutes

• Two minute back massage (shirt on)

• Send you five nice text message to make your boyfriend jealous

• Let you buy me fast food

• Give you a shout out on-air (I think this is illegal so scratch that one)

• Talk dirty to you (this means we’d talk about farming…)

• You can use me as a reference on a job application

• A spritz of cologne – again to make your boyfriend jealous

• Be nice to you

• Take a picture of myself holding a sign with your name on it

• Dance to a rap video

• Be your friend on FB

• Comment on your photos

• Call into work for you

• Break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend for you (If I make them too jealous)

• I will tell you if your outfit is ugly

What would you do for $5?