Captain Jack
![Joint Holding Wisconsin Woman in Walmart Parking Lot, Calls 911 on Herself](http://townsquare.media/site/722/files/2022/11/attachment-Untitled-design-2023-05-30T150234.189.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Joint Holding Wisconsin Woman in Walmart Parking Lot, Calls 911 on Herself
Did I mention she drank three bottles of wine, couldn't find her coat, and was on fentanyl?
![Female Ghost Will Appear and Talk to You at Illinois State Park](http://townsquare.media/site/722/files/2022/09/RS11407_78026297-scr-1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Female Ghost Will Appear and Talk to You at Illinois State Park
Starved Rock State Park has a female visitor, that people have seen.
![Small Illinois Town Has 8 Foot Tall Bigfoot Sightings (Video)](http://townsquare.media/site/671/files/2018/02/RS15324_152533219.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Small Illinois Town Has 8 Foot Tall Bigfoot Sightings (Video)
Hillsboro, Illinois is a town of about 6000...and they apparently have one resident that is around 8 feet tall!
![Illinois Man Wears ‘How to Outrun a Cop’ Shirt, and is Caught](http://townsquare.media/site/722/files/2022/07/attachment-lucas-favre-JnoNcfFwrNA-unsplash.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Illinois Man Wears ‘How to Outrun a Cop’ Shirt, and is Caught
This wardrobe choice, not so good.
![Mom & Son Steal Muffin Mix From Wisconsin Walmart & do Kung-Fu in Store](http://townsquare.media/site/721/files/2021/06/attachment-GettyImages-1212847565.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Mom & Son Steal Muffin Mix From Wisconsin Walmart & do Kung-Fu in Store
Just when you think you've seen everything at Walmart.
![Illinois Man Drives Around Hanging Snake Out Window (Video)](http://townsquare.media/site/722/files/2022/07/RS11018_476300086.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Illinois Man Drives Around Hanging Snake Out Window (Video)
We've all seen a dog hanging out a car window...But a snake?
![Illinois Man Breaks Down ‘Horn Honking’ Protocol and It’s Pure Genius](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2017/06/Horn1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Illinois Man Breaks Down ‘Horn Honking’ Protocol and It’s Pure Genius
You honk, someone honks at you...Did you do it correctly, or are you a jerk face?
![An Illinois Town Where It’s Illegal to Use a Slingshot, Unless You’re a Cop. What?](http://townsquare.media/site/722/files/2022/07/attachment-awais-jamil-RyCp8LFHl84-unsplash1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
An Illinois Town Where It’s Illegal to Use a Slingshot, Unless You’re a Cop. What?
Wait, there's an "unless?" Do tell!
![Video of Bear Entering Wisconsin Families Home, While They Slept. Porridge?](http://townsquare.media/site/671/files/2022/05/attachment-gettyimages-1304565142-170667a.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Video of Bear Entering Wisconsin Families Home, While They Slept. Porridge?
No the bear wasn't checking the temp of porridge.
![Charges Dropped After $6 Million in Pot Found Inside Illinois Truck](http://townsquare.media/site/722/files/2022/08/attachment-NOTHING-TO-SEE-HEAR.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Charges Dropped After $6 Million in Pot Found Inside Illinois Truck
This wasn't the ending that law enforcement was hoping for.
![Wisconsin Drunk Dude, Passes Out in THE Wrong Place. Cops Put it on TikTok](http://townsquare.media/site/712/files/2018/08/iPhone-7.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Wisconsin Drunk Dude, Passes Out in THE Wrong Place. Cops Put it on TikTok
This is some funny stuff!
![Getty up! A Strange Illinois Law Involving a Horse, Shorts, and a Large Woman.](http://townsquare.media/site/722/files/2022/05/attachment-mikael-kristenson-EXuKQaf3Ei8-unsplash1-e1654005954573.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Getty up! A Strange Illinois Law Involving a Horse, Shorts, and a Large Woman.
The person that came up with this Chicago, Illinois LAW is messed up in the head.