What is the Weirdest Thing In Your House??

Everyone has something displayed in their house that they have to explain to guests. I stumbled upon a picture from my college days of something that we had displayed in our apartment. I don't know how or why we got it, all I know is that it was always a conversation piece.

This is Stacy the Weasel trying to eat Superfly Jimmy Snuka. I'm pretty sure my roommates took this from the Theater Department's prop room. This thing was displayed in our living room for everyone to see. Weird, I know. Why we had it, I don't know, but we had a lot of fun pranking people with Stacy.

What is the weirdest thing you have in your house???