Beer Guts: A Midlife Crisis
You know, back in my high school days I used to think that the only men who walked around with beer guts were old, lazy alcoholic degenerates who lived wild redneck lives and beat their wives and kids often. Now that I’m almost forty years old and I’ve lived out a wild redneck life of my own, it’s clear to me that the battle of the beer gut is just a product of reckless habits, middle age and a sl
