I watch enough Dateline to know, this isn't going to work...bruh. This Illinois man robbed a Belleville, IL gas station and wore a "disguise" where you can see him...CLEARLY...With no problem what so ever.

My only question with this, what type of drugs did he take prior to picking out his disguise? How many chemicals do you have to be on to think this disguise will TOTALLY WORK?

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Seriously you would be better off walking in and handing them your drivers license, and saying "now give me all of your money."

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This guy apparently made his intension, CLEAR to the folks at "Circle K," this is who I am, and this is what I'm going to do.

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By the way do you like my new haircut, I haven't had it this short in years.

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If you look closely he also has something on his right hand to protect him from...potential fingerprints, COVID, cooties?

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OK so here's the entire video clip from this robbery at a Circle K gas station in Belleville, Illinois. This guys disguise is the worst, I mean the worst ever.

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The guy wore a CLEAR PLASTIC BAG as a disguise.
"Man I totally fooled them, there's no way they will know I did it!"

For my next trick I'm going to write my name on my t-shirt and rob a bank!

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