Domino’s Is Now Paving Potholes In a City Near You!
With all the weird stuff happening in the world right now, I'm not even surprised by this new development.
IHOP is changing it's name to IHOB, politics are crazy, we might be at war with Canada, and now Domino's is paving potholes? Sure. Why not?
We don't want to lose any great-tasting pizza to a pothole, ruining a wonderful meal. Domino's cares too much about it's customers and pizza to let that happen."
-Russell Weiner, President of Domino's USA
I mean, it makes sense. You go to pick up your pizza, you hit a pothole on the way back, your pizza goes flying in the car, jumps off the seat, and SPLAT....ruined pizza. The same can be said for delivery drivers. If a pizza gets ruined on their watch they have to go back and put a new order in the oven and wait, and by the time it gets to you, you might be so mad about the wait that you don't tip them. They might even lose you as a customer.
Also, I'm not complaining about this new development at all because considering the amount of potholes we have in the tri-state because of our weather, this could be beneficiary to us.
So go to PavingForPizza.com and nominate your tri-state city to be the next town that Domino's paves it's pizza for!