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![Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Erin.gif?w=980&q=75)
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
![Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/It.gif?w=980&q=75)
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
![‘The Friend Zone’ As a Horror Movie Feels Waaaay Too Real](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Friend.jpg?w=980&q=75)
‘The Friend Zone’ As a Horror Movie Feels Waaaay Too Real
Perhaps the only thing worse than being stuck in a mall while your girl goes shoe shopping is NOT being the guy she expects to sit patiently while she goes shoe shopping.
![Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/09/Piano.gif?w=980&q=75)
Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch
Breaking up sure is painful.
![Thirsty Traveler Checks In His One Can of Beer at Airport](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Can.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Thirsty Traveler Checks In His One Can of Beer at Airport
This guy went to some great lengths to keep his beer. And by lengths, we mean (frequent flyer) miles.
![Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Tattoo.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.
![College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Hangover.jpg?w=980&q=75)
College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.
Let's drink a toast to these innovators.
![World’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per Hour](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Bumper1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
World’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per Hour
Bumper cars as you know them will never be the same.
![Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Motorcycle.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen
"Motorcycle" and "swing" are two words that should never appear next to each other.
![‘Things I Wanna Text My Ex’ Is Much-Needed Therapy for the Broken-Hearted](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/02/Text.jpg?w=980&q=75)
‘Things I Wanna Text My Ex’ Is Much-Needed Therapy for the Broken-Hearted
There are so many things you probably want to tell your ex. Now's your chance to do it, without the ugly blowback it may cause.
![Cop Pulls Over Helpless Speeding Driver, Winds Up Tying His Tie](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/12/Tie.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Cop Pulls Over Helpless Speeding Driver, Winds Up Tying His Tie
Relations with police were not exactly at an all-time high in 2016, but they appear to be ending on a good note.
![Poo-Pourri Is Here to Make Pooping on a Date a Total Breeze](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2016/11/Poo.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Poo-Pourri Is Here to Make Pooping on a Date a Total Breeze
Of all the things that can go wrong while on a date, your bowels deciding they're to come out and play is chief among them.