Valeria Lukyanova, the Russian Barbie, has gone to painstaking lengths to make herself the human equivalent of the beloved children’s toy. Whether or not the Kremlin is involved in this idea has yet to be discovered.

According to Russians, the benchmark for a woman’s physical appearance is the Barbie Doll. Whether you agree with that or not is up to you but leave it to the Russians to try and be the first to actually achieve such a lofty and seemingly unrealistic goal. We might have beaten them to space, but they are gonna kill us in the “women that look like plastic dolls” category. Thank God JFK isn’t alive to see it happen.

Enjoy these Facebook pictures of the Russian Barbie, especially the one of her back. She looks exactly like a barbie. It's almost like a life size barbie is waiting for a huge hand to come along so she can hop to the beach or something.