The joke goes, “take my wife… PLEASE” but, as we talked about this morning, THIS Craigslist posting from a die-hard, cash strapped Kentucky fan takes that saying to the next level.

This guy is DYING to get to New Orleans, SO BAD, to watch his Wildcats play and he doesn’t mind using his ‘one and only’ to get there!!

Here is the screenshot and full text…

I am a UK fan wanting to go to the Final Four in N’Oleans. I have put up my wife as collateral. She can make you speak 5 languages you never knew you could speak. I am not feeling my best so I have to use my sexy mama to get me to the game.
She is completely game, is a litte picky, but if you make her howl at the moon while making her speak portugese or something I don’t get out of her then by all means…..have at it and let me see my UK Wildcats!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes it is bad to do this, but it the Kentucky faithful dammit. Look out for the Bluegrass State and hook this pimp up okay?


Would YOU sell time with your special someone for something you REALLY wanted???????

Hmmmmmmmmmmm........ :-)

[Via Craigslist]