Darth Vader Helps Tell ‘Star Wars’ Superfan He’s Going to Be a Dad
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A huge Star Wars fan got some Millennium Falcon-sized news, courtesy of one of the biggest villains in the world.
Earlier this month, Bryan Starr went to Disney World with his wife, who pulled out all the stops when revealing to her hubby that she’s pregnant.
She got Darth Vader himself to help break the news, which left him pretty emotional. Actually, Darth just kind of stood there while Starr took a Yoda-inspired onesie from his wife, but, still, for a Star Wars junkie, it was pretty cool.
It was a heartwarming scene, but we feel compelled to offer one key piece of advice to Starr: don’t take any fathering tips from Darth Vader. He’s about as bad a dad as there is, so don’t go looking to him for inspiration.
Also, Mr. Bryan Starr — don’t name the baby Death, just so you can call him or her Death Starr. That’s just mean.