Vin Diesel

Yes, Vin Diesel is making a Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots movie.

Also: THE CARS ARE GOING INTO SPACE.

We live our lives one online teaser at a time.

The trailer debuts on Friday.

Vin Diesel teased Cena’s role in a new social media video.

Audiences who stuck around after the end credits of newly released cinematic demolition derby The Fate of the Furious were disappointed to learn that there would be no bonus stinger scene, as has been customary in past installments of the franchise. (In addition to the pre-existing disappointment resulting from learning that Charlize Theron’s character is named Cipher.) It’s atypical for the series to refrain from teasing its next ride, and many fans are wondering what gives. Wonder no longer! Vin Diesel, as fate would have it, is reportedly to blame.

Breaking news: people all over the world really like fast cars, movie stars, and constant references to family. Related: Furious 7 has just become the third highest grossing movie of all time, overtaking 2012’s The Avengers.

Opening TODAY....... DYLAN DOG: DEAD OF NIGHT (horror comedy) Brandon Routh, Anita Briem, Sam Huntington, Peter Stormare, Taye Diggs. A supernatural detective has zombie trouble. FAST FIVE (action) PG-13 Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson, Dwayne Johnson...