The Yellow Pole Rises Again From The Walmart Parking Lot
It has been zero days since a vehicle has been attacked by a yellow pole in the Walmart parking lot. This frequent yellow pole wreck phenomenon has been quiet for a while, but it appears to be active again.
I know that I'm speaking about a yellow pole like it's a demon or something, but it does seem to target trucks and high-profile vehicles. Normal people might think that it's because the height makes it difficult to see the yellow pole. I've moved on to thinking that evil is at play here.
The Color Yellow Could Be Cursed
Ok, I am digging into what could really be happening in parking lots with multiple yellow pole crashes. So, I did various internet searches about the color yellow being cursed. No, the color yellow is not cursed. Colors themselves are not inherently cursed or blessed.
Victim of the latest yellow pole attack in the Princeton, Indiana, parking lot.
Here's What ChatGPT Says About the Color Yellow
I've really done the research for this one. Everyone feels like an expert by asking an AI program questions. Well, here's what our friend CharGPT says about yellow being an unlucky color:
France (historically): Yellow was associated with betrayal—traitors’ doors were sometimes painted yellow. Some theater superstitions: In certain traditions, wearing yellow on stage is bad luck, possibly because Molière reportedly died wearing yellow. Jealousy and cowardice: In some Western interpretations, yellow has been linked to these traits.
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