Why German Is Such a Scary Language

I married a man of German decent TWICE! At times, they are as hard to figure out as the language of their ancestors. At times, their lack of emotion and severe inability to communicate effectively have scared me to death. I'm usually saying, 'WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!' I now know, it's all because of the German language. LOL

See? I was right! Do I feel better? NO! ;-)