What Kind of Psycho Ex Are You?

According to dose.com, your Zodiac sign says a lot about what kind of crazy ex you will be if you are ever left alone to plot against, cry about or tear down your ex. Find your sign, does it match your rejected self?

Dave is a Gemini!

.......You’re all about passion and excitement, so when your ruling sign (Mercury) has you feeling especially low, you like to replace it with something new and thrilling to take away the sting......

Leslie is a Scorpio! OH NO, this is going to be bad. LOL

......You don’t take kindly to rejection. After a breakup, you immediately go for the china and start smashing S%@T.......