10 Ways to Traumatize Your Kids This Halloween — The Funnies
Halloween isn’t just about candy and haunted houses—it’s about creating lifelong memories with your kids. You can take them to a pumpkin patch and carve a pumpkin, you can pick out a design together and then build the best costume ever. There are so many wholesome activities to share with your darling children.
Or … you could traumatize them. Let’s not forget, Halloween is also about playing magnificent pranks against your naturally unsuspecting kids. Here are 10 ways to traumatize them this Halloween:
2. Convince them that Great Aunt Martha is actually a vampire.
3. Hide under their beds and jump out when they’re getting ready to go to sleep.
4. Take some ground beef and tell your kids it’s human meat, then force them to eat “people tacos.”
5. Carve your pumpkin to look like their homeroom teacher.
6. Tell them you need the family cat for a “special Halloween stew.”
7. Tell them the mailman got bit by the family dog, then turned into a werewolf.
8. Peel a bunch of grapes, blindfold your kids, then make them stick their hands into a “bowl of eyeballs.”
9. Make them watch ‘Twilight’ every day.
10. Tell them you ate all of their Halloween candy.
How George Jones Wanted to Be Remembered
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Female Arm Wrestler Has a Scream That Will Scare the Pants Off of You
May 19, 2013 10:00 AM I am NOT athletic at all. So, my tactic to win or at least appear like some sort of competition to my opponent is to look the part or sound the part. This female arm wrestler must have taken a play right out of the Leslie Morgan play book. Rule number 1....make your bark SO big, they won't notice you have no bite!! ;-)
Her scream would scare even the biggest, toughest male arm wrestler!
What are the Best Summer Jobs for Students in Evansville?
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‘Sad Cat Diary’ Offers Hilarious Insight Into the Mind of a Cat
May 19, 2013 4:00 AM As, you know, Jon refers to me as 'The Cat Lady' on the air. Just because I adopted my first cat a year ago and have since acquired 7 more, doesn't make me a cat lady. Or does it??? ;-) Ok, I know it would appear that I, if I'm not the cat lady NOW, I am well on my way. In the past year, I have become very in tune with cats and all of their personalities. Maybe that's why I love them so much and they, in turn, are drawn to me. lol
I found a video that gives a little insight to the mind of the sad cat (which is only ONE of their many personalities) Watch, learn and laugh!! It's seriously, hilarious!
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The area's largest one day book sale will feature books from nearly every genre along with other materials for purchase.
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Remember When George Strait Went to Prison?
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