In amateur video that will gladden the hearts of the 99%, two apparent Wall Street-types engage in a silly fight over a New York City cab. But maybe we shouldn't judge. You know how hard it is to find a cab in Manhattan sometimes?

The two businessmen fight like children as they attempt to make it to the cab first. One even gets the other in a semi-headlock. Eventually, though, the larger of the two claims the cab and emerges triumphant, if not a little disheveled.

The other cab-less businessman reluctantly accepts his fate, but takes the time to angrily shut the car door anyway. Hey, who says all New Yorkers are rude? He closed the door for him! What a gentleman.