Today Is The US 60 Yard Sale – Five Things You Will Hear
If you are riding around in Kentucky today be very careful, as cars are slowing down on a 200 mile stretch of US 60 for the US 60 Yard Sale. I already encountered a couple cars in Henderson just parked in the road to get the bargains. It inspired me to give you the top 5 things you will hear at today's yard sales.
Number 5
"Does this work?"
"I'm not sure"
"I'll take it"
Number 4
"Are You having a yard sale?"
"Yes, but it starts at 7am"
"It's 5:30, you got any baby clothes?"
Number 3
"My granddaughter will LOVE this"
Granddaughter a few days later: "I hate this"
Number 2
Wife: "I used to have one just like this."
Husband: "Didn't you sell that at our yard sale last year?"
Wife: "Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. I'm getting it." (Sells it at next yard sale)
Number 1
"I've been looking for one of these for years. What are you asking for it?"
"$6"
"Ooh, that's high. Would you take a quarter?"
Happy Yard Sale-ing!