If you are riding around in Kentucky today be very careful, as cars are slowing down on a 200 mile stretch of US 60 for the US 60 Yard Sale.  I already encountered a couple cars in Henderson just parked in the road to get the bargains.  It inspired me to give you the top 5 things you will hear at today's yard sales.

Number 5

"Does this work?"

"I'm not sure"

"I'll take it"

 

Number 4

"Are You having a yard sale?"

"Yes, but it starts at 7am"

"It's 5:30, you got any baby clothes?"

 

Number 3

"My granddaughter will LOVE this"

Granddaughter a few days later: "I hate this"

 

Number 2

Wife: "I used to have one just like this."

Husband: "Didn't you sell that at our yard sale last year?"

Wife: "Yeah, but I wish I hadn't.  I'm getting it." (Sells it at next yard sale)

 

Number 1

"I've been looking for one of these for years. What are you asking for it?"

"$6"

"Ooh, that's high.  Would you take a quarter?"

 

Happy Yard Sale-ing!