Is ‘Milking’ the New, Weirder ‘Planking’?
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We know, you didn’t think it would be possible for a meme to be more random than planking, but it’s happened. Consider this — after planking, one is not drenched in approximately a half a gallon of milk. That’s the problem you get with “milking,” which is basically a person standing in a public place dumping a half gallon of milk on their head while somebody films them.
The trend is popular among students in England, where student housing is starting to smell like rancid milk. Can’t we all go back to laying on our faces for a while? That was relaxing and nobody had to ride the bus drenched in 2 percent.