When you get a flat tire, roadside assistance can sometimes take a long time to respond. These guys don't need no stinkin' roadside assistance. They don't even need a jack. Watch the video to see the world's most death-defying auto mechanic change a tire while the car he is riding in is moving on two wheels:

The guy just pops out of the back door of the tilted-on-two-wheels car, takes off one tire, gloats a bit and then slaps another tire on the car — all while it keeps on rolling down the road. We're pretty sure there are garages that change tires just like this.

The action-movie soundtrack is entirely appropriate, too. Honestly, if you ever do something like this — and you should never, ever do this under any circumstances — there should be a full orchestra on a flatbed truck riding next to you playing this music.