Cronuts have taken over New York City (and the internet) in a big way. The hybrid croissant-doughnuts are only available at one bakery, and when they're gone madness ensues. People are scalping pastries, folks. There's a cronut black market on Craigslist, where you can have one delivered to you for $40. There are bootleg "doissants." It's insanity.

Here is a way to make your own, and you don't even have to make your own croissant dough, which is good, because there's a reason why people get paid to do that. Make yourself some for brunch this weekend and laugh laugh LAUGH at the fools who would stand in line in the torrential rain just to buy two (the current limit) of these sticky treats.