To me, EVERY day is a reason to celebrate!!! Every morning on the show, I break the celebrating down for you by telling you 'Today is...' Here is how I plan on celebrating TODAY!!!

National Tell a Joke Day - Ok, here you go! Some of the jokes that had me cracking up during the breaks from thejokeyard.com!!! Tell all your friends. Let's make someone laugh out loud!
Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Cause he was caught with seaweed.What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo Bee

How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give your wife a shovel

The fight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and I said dust.

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

What do cows do for entertainment? They rent moovies!

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

What is invisable and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!

Some of your jokes from Facebook......

 

Feel free to make these a part of your daily to do's!!! :-)