Leslie’s Daily To-Do’s – Laugh Out Loud
To me, EVERY day is a reason to celebrate!!! Every morning on the show, I break the celebrating down for you by telling you ‘Today is…’ Here is how I plan on celebrating TODAY!!!
How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give your wife a shovel
The fight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and I said dust.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What do cows do for entertainment? They rent moovies!
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
What is invisable and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast? If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!
Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!
Some of your jokes from Facebook……
Feel free to make these a part of your daily to do’s!!!