Ironic Theft At Dick’s Sporting Goods In Evansville

This sounds like someone just wanted to test this item out before purchasing it.On Monday, April 23rd,  there was a theft that occurred at Dick's Sporting Goods in Evansville. According to Evansville Watch, the male subject put on a pair of running shorts and then proceeded to run...right out of the store.

I don't know if this was some dare gone bad, or this guy was just in desperate need of running shorts, but the fact that he put them on and literally went on a run is kind of funny. There's no word yet on if Dick's asked for the shorts back or if they just let the guy keep those sweaty shorts. Either way, the moral of the story here is that you can't test out running shorts like that.