Hilarious Results From Stock Photo Mad Libs

As we compose these wonderful blogs you see here at WKDQ.com, there are only certain photos we are allowed to use.  From time to time you might see a photo like the one above that have random people acting out scenarios so we can use them.  We have a pretty endless stream of these stock photos, and some are quite strange, so that's why I decided to play a little Stock Photo Mad Libs.

I asked for nouns and adjectives on Facebook the other day so I could enter them in the search bar and see what I came out with.  I also pulled random words from CDs on my desk to enter, and the results were pretty funny!

For example, I started with the phrase: CRAZY BREAD

When I think Crazy Bread, I think Little Caesars Pizza, but whoever labeled this picture thinks that hamsters and books are a tasty treat, and that's just wrong!

Next up we used the phrase: HOLY SHOES

Now, I know this lady is holy and she's wearing shoes, so it fits.  My only concern is to why this photo shoot happened in the first place.  "Yes, Sister Abigail, now how about one where you look extremely rude and ironic."

Next up: HELL PARTY

Well, this certainly looks like a party, huh?  Poor little devil is looking at a rose.  Maybe his heart is going through hell because he is no good at gardening...or perhaps the party had to end early because he doesn't own shoes.  Either way, kudos to this photographer for coming up with one of the most useless shots ever...until now.

How about: HOT SKY

OK, I'm not even going to comment on how this monkey holding a jar of candy in no way is related to a hot sky!

How about: SEWAGE HAMBURGER

Now, I have to say, this is a nearly perfect match for that phrase, but my question is, "Why is this even a picture?"  The fact that this exists means a photographer said at one point, "Let's set up the plastic hamburger with a trash can for this next shot!"  Chew on that!

Next phrase: MEDICINE AFRAID

This photo will really tell you about these stock photo shoots.  Sometimes the photographers and models get bored.  There are hundreds of pics of this woman being a great doctor, and then there's this...She must be scolding this person for not taking their meds correctly.

And finally: ORANGE COW

Now this one is a true mystery.  I see some orange in this picture, but I don't see any cows at all!