I LOVE Christmas!!! It’s time for my 4 F's....family, friends, fun and food!  Hopefully, it will be an uneventful day. But with family, who knows!! lol How will you know things aren’t going well? If you hear any of the following, I recommend you run from the house and don’t come back until at least Easter:

1. “Hey, where’s the menorah?”

2. “We can return that tomorrow. The malls won’t be crowded.”

3. “I don’t care if he is Santa Claus. It’s just rude for some fat dude in a bright red suit to park on our roof.”

4. “Who wants some of my homemade gluten-free apricot hazelnut fruitcake?”

5. “Hey, honey, check out all that snow. Looks like my parents will have to stay an extra day.”

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